We are now collecting Jokes for one of our biggest and most exciting projects ever.....
In times like these we all need something to smile about!!!
GiantJokeBook.com will give you the chance to bring a smile to the face of THOUSANDS of people!
Later this year we will be publishing a new Joke Book and you can be part of it.
Use the form below to submit your favourite joke for publication in the book. Only one joke per person please.
Here is a selection of some of the entries we have had so far...
A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl.
Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him to arrange a divorce for him.
The lawyer said that getting a divorce could depend on the circumstances,
and asked him the following questions:
"Have you any grounds"?
"Yes, an acre and half and nice little home."
"No, I meant what is the foundation of this case?"
"It's made of concrete."
"I don't think you understand. Do either of you have any real grudge?"
"No, we have carport, and not need one."
"I mean, what are your relations like?"
"All my relations still in Poland."
"Is there any infidelity in your marriage?"
"We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player."
"Does your wife beat you up?"
"No, I always up before her."
"Why do you want this divorce?"
"She going to kill me."
"What makes you think that?"
"I got proof."
"What kind of proof?"
"She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in
bathroom. I can read, and it say:
'Polish Remover'"
